That fall had more drama than a Netflix series
She went down like Wi-Fi on a Monday morning
Bro slipped like he was made of butter
The way they tried to play it cool… legendary
That moment when your soul leaves your body
He fell so smooth I almost clapped
That’s not just a fail, that’s performance art
The floor really said “Not today”
This is why I walk like a GTA character in public
She vanished faster than my motivation on Monday