That trip had a plot twist
She hit the ground like a deleted scene
He folded faster than a lawn chair
That wasn’t a walk of shame, it was a sprint of denial
Gravity clocked in for overtime today
I haven’t seen a wipeout that graceful since ice skating
The pavement really said “sit down”
She fell like she was logging off real life
That moment belongs in a museum of fails
Bro dropped harder than my GPA in senior year