He hit the gas, karma hit reply all.
That overtake was sponsored by Darwin Awards.
Spoiler: airbags don’t fix stupidity.
“Watch this!” — Famous last words.
Physics doesn’t negotiate, it collects.
That crash was faster than my WiFi.
Instant karma: now available in HD.
His brain was in neutral, but his car wasn’t.
That moment when GTA meets reality.
The only thing totaled here was his IQ.