That wasn’t a car crash, that was natural selection on wheels.
Bro thought he was the main character, but the guardrail stole the spotlight.
Karma didn’t knock… it slammed the accelerator.
When stupidity gets behind the wheel, airbags get a full-time job.
That U-turn wasn’t legal, it was suicidal.
He drove like GTA… forgot this ain’t respawn city.
Gravity said “I’ll take it from here.”
The road wasn’t slippery, his brain was.
Instant karma hit faster than his brakes ever could.
That wasn’t a dashcam, that was a stupidity documentary.