That wasn’t a dashcam, that was a stupidity detector.
Bro drove like Google Maps said “yeet.”
Fast lane? More like last lane.
He tried drifting… straight into unemployment.
That wasn’t a turn, that was a plot twist.
The only thing speeding faster than the car was his bad decisions.
Road rage: activated. Common sense: deleted.
When karma’s driving, you don’t need traffic cops.
That car flew… but the landing got 0/10.
Dashcam caught it, dignity lost it.