Bro tried to race karma, finished last place.
That wasn’t driving, that was stupidity on cruise control.
Airbags worked harder than his brain ever did.
He thought he was in Fast & Furious, ended up in Crash & Curious.
Road rage turned into road regret real quick.
The curb wasn’t in the way, it was the teacher.
Bro hit the gas like logic didn’t exist.
Instant karma’s faster than any turbo.
That wasn’t parallel parking, that was perpendicular chaos.
Insurance company watching this like: “we quit.”
He drove with confidence, not competence.
Dashcam caught it, his pride didn’t survive.
Spoiler: the stop sign always wins.
Bro went from 0 to stupid in 3 seconds.
That wasn’t a detour, that was a disaster.
He ordered adrenaline, but karma delivered pain.
Driving test: failed. Life lesson: passed.
That wasn’t horsepower, that was donkey energy.
Bro thought the lane was his stage, karma gave him the spotlight.
Every month, same story: idiots driving, physics clapping back.