Bro just used his 10th life like a video game cat.
That wasn’t luck, that was divine Wi-Fi connection.
Physics said “you’re done,” but RNG said “not today.”
He dodged death smoother than Neo dodged bullets.
Bro escaped danger like it was a subscription trial.
That wasn’t survival, that was a glitch in reality.
Luck: 100. Awareness: still zero.
He walked away like nothing happened—main character vibes.
Death knocked, but karma answered instead.
Bro got a free life upgrade, no DLC needed.