Bro survived by luck, then lost the battle with gravity.
That wasn’t skill, that was pure RNG.
Luck saved him, stupidity still chased him.
He cheated death, but couldn’t cheat common sense.
Survival instinct: 100. Brain usage: still loading.
That wasn’t a close call, that was a new life unlocked.
Bro lived through danger just to trip over nothing.
Death said “not today,” stupidity said “hold my beer.”
He survived physics but lost to a ladder.
Luck carried him like a backpack, pride left behind.
That wasn’t workplace safety, that was workplace comedy.
Bro used up 9 lives in one shift.
Cheating death like a pro, failing work like an amateur.
Luck is free, but stupidity charges interest.
Survived the accident, failed the IQ test.