He pressed the gas, karma pressed harder.
That wasn’t driving, that was stupidity in HD.
Bro thought he was racing, reality thought otherwise.
Road rage always ends the same: broke car, broke ego.
That wasn’t a shortcut, that was a crash course.
He tried to fight traffic, traffic fought back.
Instant karma arrived faster than his brakes.
The only thing speeding was his bad decisions.
Bro played chicken with physics and got roasted.
Dashcam = stupidity museum on wheels.