Bro challenged a train… that’s not bravery, that’s brain-freeze.
Spoiler: the train doesn’t hit the brakes for ego.
That wasn’t a level crossing, that was level stupidity.
Playing chicken with a locomotive? Congrats, you’re the nugget.
Dashcam caught it, common sense didn’t.
Train vs. car: one’s 10,000 tons, the other’s 10 IQ.
Bro thought he was faster than steel on rails.
That wasn’t luck, that was a miracle with overtime.
Physics doesn’t negotiate, especially with trains.
The horn said “stop,” his brain said “go.”