Instant karma hits harder than their airbags.
Bro wanted to be the main character… now he’s the cautionary tale.
That wasn’t a crash, that was stupidity meeting destiny.
The only thing faster than his car was his bad decision-making.
“Road Rage Level 100”… followed by “IQ Level 0.”
When anger drives, the repair shop profits.
Physics doesn’t argue—it just slaps idiots with reality.
That’s not a turn signal, that’s a cry for help.
They wanted smoke, karma brought the fire.
Congratulations, you just rage-quit real life.