Luck level: hacked. Skill level: still zero.
Bro just unlocked “survived by miracle” achievement.
That wasn’t driving, that was gambling with gravity.
Even karma was like: “Not today, buddy.”
They didn’t dodge the crash… the crash got tired of waiting.
Luck working overtime, brain still on vacation.
That seatbelt deserves a standing ovation.
Bro walked away like he ordered plot armor on Amazon.
Physics aimed, but luck pressed pause.
Survived the crash, but not the embarrassment.