That wasn’t a lane change, that was a life choice.
Road rage speedrun: from zero to tow truck.
Karma hit harder than their airbags.
Bro fought the steering wheel and lost.
That wasn’t a shortcut, it was an insurance claim.
Anger drove, brain took the bus.
The only thing faster than his car was his stupidity.
Physics doesn’t do negotiations, only knockouts.
That wasn’t a crash, that was a comedy special.
Congrats, you just rage-quit your driver’s license.