These people just unlocked God’s free trial of immortality.
Plot twist: Final Destination took the day off.
That’s not luck, that’s a guardian angel working overtime.
Even death said, “nah, not today bro.”
Somehow their stupidity survived longer than the accident.
This was less “near-death” and more “near-miracle.”
Karma was loading… but their WiFi cut out.
Who needs nine lives when you glitch reality like this?
Every second here screams: “Achievement Unlocked – Still Breathing.”
They didn’t dodge danger, danger dodged them.