They drive like NPCs but respawn like heroes.
Luck carried them harder than seatbelts ever could.
Physics tried, but stupidity pressed “skip ad.”
These people unlocked “Survival Mode” without reading the tutorial.
Even airbags are tired of babysitting clowns.
Instant karma was buffering, so they escaped.
It’s not skill, it’s pure dumb luck in HD.
Darwin was watching… and facepalming.
That’s not defensive driving, that’s divine intervention.
Luck said “fine, I’ll save you… but just this once.”