When a semi sneezes, cars disappear.
That’s not traffic—it's natural selection with headlights.
You don’t beat an 18-wheeler, you become part of it.
Spoiler: the truck always wins… always.
Driving skills: 0, chaos contribution: 100.
Some people treat trucks like bumper cars—RIP logic.
Physics sent them a reminder with interest and late fees.
Mess with a semi, end up as road seasoning.
That “I can squeeze in” turned into “I live in scrap metal now.”
Truckers deliver cargo and instant karma in one trip.