Road rage: the sport where everyone loses.
That guy’s anger management class just got postponed… to the ER.
Spoiler: fists don’t fix fenders.
Karma doesn’t use turn signals, but it always arrives.
That wasn’t driving, that was a live IQ test… failed.
They went from “tough guy” to “tow truck customer” in seconds.
Physics: undefeated since forever.
When stupidity accelerates, karma doesn’t need GPS.
That crash sounded like common sense breaking in half.
This isn’t Fast & Furious, it’s Dumb & Delirious.