Luck turned into their only driving skill.
Death showed up, saw the stupidity, and rage-quit.
These people just unlocked “God Mode” without cheat codes.
Physics tried… but Wi-Fi lag saved them.
That crash was sponsored by pure dumb luck.
Seatbelts hold the body, luck holds the soul.
Survival instincts? Nah, they just rolled a natural 20.
Final Destination skipped this episode.
Darwin is somewhere shaking his head in disbelief.
Luck said, “fine, I’ll cover you… but this is the last time.”