That guy just speedran unemployment.
OSHA watched this video and fainted.
Bro invented a new way to resign mid-shift.
Survived the fall, but not the HR meeting.
That ladder wasn’t a tool, it was a death wish.
He clocked in at 9, and physics clocked him out at 9:05.
This isn’t a work fail, it’s a Darwin award audition.
Who needs safety gear when you have pure stupidity?
That forklift had more confidence than brakes.
Survived the accident, but not the boss’s lecture.